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thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

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SM "logic" about "Just Say Yes"- a happy customer makes another sale. Make them happy so they come back. BUUUUUT when they come back, they're gonna expect the barista's to bend over backward for them again. But a sale is a sale, all apparently that's all that matters.

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yourbaristahatesyou:

Yeah… employee morale, which can be a much bigger influence to the overall customer experience, means absolutely nothing. Starbucks paints itself as this amazing place to work, and in some stores, it is. Those stores are usually ones where the SM has your back. Starbucks won’t go broke over one customer getting pissed and deciding to go to another store. Since we operate under a corporate structure instead of a franchise, sometimes when one store is struggling, funds get transferred from another store to help it along until that store is doing better.

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darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

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Zoom lorriebarr:

If brand slogans were truthful. yourbaristahatesyou starbucksemployeeproblems

lorriebarr:

If brand slogans were truthful. yourbaristahatesyou starbucksemployeeproblems

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pybooty:

Coming Out Simulator 2014 - a half-true game about half-truths

Coming Out Simulator is exactly what it says it is. It’s a free-to-play conversation simulator based on/inspired by the personal story of coming out of its creator, Nicky Case.

There’s no easy answer in Coming Out Simulator, no optimal ending to be achieved if you collect the requisite amount of points. Case based the game off a pivotal moment in his own life as a teenager. And just like in real life, the moment of “coming out” in this game is traumatic no matter which way the player chooses to approach it.

Ultimately, it’s liberating as well. But that’s not what the brunt of the experience playing Coming Out Simulator is actually like. […] There’s power in exploring a fantasy like the one in Mass Effect 3, but there’s also power in being reminded that “coming out” the way one does in that game is a fantasy, and a pretty far-fetched one for many people who faced far more difficult challenges when they actually came out.

Coming Out Simulator is a game about that second experience. It’s a painful one. But it’s also a necessary one, that I think more people who’ve never had to struggle with their own sexual identity should see for themselves. 

this game made me cry omfg

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loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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