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hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

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yourbaristahatesyou:

To the Anon who stated that we shouldn’t complain about complicated drinks and just make them.  You my friend have obviously never worked with the general public, nor with coffee.

Here’s the thing.  If someone decides to order a Quad Venti Half Cafe Americano with an inch of steamed soy that’s steamed to 198.6 degrees, with one raw sugar on the bottom and then added on the top stirred three times- I will make it.  The problems lies in the fact that half of these people don’t actually know what they are drinking.  They either A. Think they sound cool (you don’t you sound like a douche) or B. Had someone tell them this drink was spectacular and like the lemming they are decided to order it.  While it’s not necessarily a hard drink to make, the fact is that the vast majority of customers who have very detailed, very specific orders, are the same customers who will then complain that there drink isn’t made right- even when you have made it to there exact specifications.  

For example, I have a women who likes to order a Venti all foam cappuccino. I made the drink to her specifications- all foam.  She picked up the cup and looked at me and said “my foam is too heavy, make it again”. That is shit that we as barista’s cannot fucking stand. 

So having to then re-make the drink over again (when it was already done correctly mind you) becomes tedious and personally makes me want to pull my hair out and dump her too heavy foam all over her overly processed blonde hair and botox’d face.

There are the few customers who have complex drinks, that know what they are ordering, and they are also the ones that never, ever, complain.

So anon- I challenge you to sit one shift on a busy Saturday in any of our barista shoes, and when you do that, come tell me about how you feel with customers who order very specific complex drinks when you have a line of 20 cups and people yelling at you to hurry up.

Pretty sure you would be in a ball crying in the corner begging for the pain to stop.

So politely- go fuck yourself.

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00davo:

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

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Managers that threaten rather than encourage make me absolutely livid. It's a habit of mine to go straight to the threat of getting a corrective action, and it makes me so mad.

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yourbaristahatesyou:

That, friends, is what we call “Shitty Leadership Skills”

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hey-sass-butt:

mamalaz:

Harry Potter bloopers 

(Dumbledore’s obviously been visiting Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes)

EVEN BETTER IS THAT THEY DID IT BECAUSE DAN HAD ASKED TO BE PUT NEXT TO THIS ONE GIRL HE HAD A CRUSH ON AND EVERYONE KNEW IT AND THEY WANTED TO EMBARRASS THE CRAP OUT OF HIM IN FRINT OF HER

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relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

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Zoom xanderiffic:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Octopus: HUMAN
HUMAN
WHERE ARE WE GOING TODAY?
WHERE SHALL WE EXPLORE? :D

WANT

xanderiffic:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Octopus: HUMAN

HUMAN

WHERE ARE WE GOING TODAY?

WHERE SHALL WE EXPLORE? :D

WANT

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yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

image

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cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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invisiblelad:

evolutia:

swallowthatshit:

gang0fwolves:

wussut:

sizvideos:

4 Year Old Foils Babysitter’s Robbery Plot - Video

Let’s just blame the black guy…

believe a little girl in 30 seconds but won’t believe the black man after 5 hours….lol ok.

Says a lot.

It really does. I think it’s wonderful that she told that truth however, this is a prime example of white privilege. At 4 years old, she actually had systematic power over the fate of a Black male. White privilege is a very real and impactful thing.

I know that this story is heartwarming in it’s own way. Yes, the 4 year old has more in the way of ethical fiber in her pinky than her babysitter has in her whole body. Yes, it’s case closed on a wrongfully accused case that could have had very serious consequences for the neighbor involved…

but there’s something really chilling about an otherwise law abiding citizen being arrested and questioned in handcuffs for 5 hours on the casual implication of a 17 year old. 

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